You guys. This is not a drill. This exists:
A dude I’m dating… I come out of the bathroom and he’s holding an envelope and a wrapped box. In the envelope is an extremely sizeable gift certificate to B&P that I still don’t think I can accept and THIS: LED LIGHTS FOR MY POLE.
Of course we put it on immediately and he held up his phone so we could test the “syncs with music” feature. TOTALLY WORKS. It was meant as a gag gift, but, to be honest… it made my apartment look like a strip club and I don’t hate that.
Here’s how it works with music:
Also, we can all agree that this guy is husband material, yes?
Speaking of gifts, my momma got me THESE:
They came wrapped in a fancy box wrapped tissue paper and I feel like a friggin princess.
Okay so I admit this wasn’t the hugest surprise because I went to the store with her to try them on. And wow, so glad I did–I thought I’d put on a pair and love them and the end, but I had to try on three styles, which was everything they had (this was Utica). I was also a size nine (I’m a 7.5/8 street shoes!) because I apparently have a long big toe (???), so, get yo’ shoes picked out for you by a pro, yo! They know what they’re doing.
Do you guys have a pole wish list? This is everything I wanted and then some (ie. I didn’t know I needed my pole to light up but I SO DO).