Pole dancers on the subway!

…sort of-kind of!

SHOW TIME, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. I didn’t take this video, but I did see these exact kids a few days ago. Impressive stuff.

Coincidentally, I very recently was taking the subway home at 3:30am (LEAVE ME ALONE), and found myself alone in the car. Which I can never remember happening in almost 8 years of living in New York City. Only two things were holding me back from fulfilling my fantasy of taking the subway poles for spin: 1. a lack of Clorox wipes, and 2. a lack of someone to film me.

I mean, if I’m going to get a staph infection, there better at least be video evidence of what I did to earn it.

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